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What movies have not aged well?

14.06.2025 00:59

What movies have not aged well?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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Dr No

Octopussy

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-”Ah so!”

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Moonraker

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Goldfinger

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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Diamonds Are Forever

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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A View to a Kill

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Live and Let Die

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-All the bad guys are black.

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From Russia With Love

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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